Wifel Tower 

The act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. The wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the cock pocket and the balloon knot at once. The men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.

Jim and Marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. Why Jim and I even pulled a wifel tower on Marlene one Sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.

Wifel Tower by autocannibal July 24, 2017

wiffel tower 

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife. 

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife. by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008