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Wifel Tower 

The act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. The wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the cock pocket and the balloon knot at once. The men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.
Jim and Marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. Why Jim and I even pulled a wifel tower on Marlene one Sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.
Wifel Tower by autocannibal July 24, 2017
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wiffel tower 

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)
Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?
wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011
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