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Wife Points

This terminology is often used by married men to describe an imaginary points system created by their wives to grade their performance in a marriage. It can lead to “special privileges” if they score high enough on the chart.
“Shoot! Was today supposed to be our anniversary? I wonder if Walmart is still open... don’t want to be losing any wife points now.”
by Darts'un December 15, 2013
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