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Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021
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wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao
Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
wife haver by KillstreakCuber February 2, 2021

the wifehaver 

A big scary man
“They call me ..... the wifehaver
*everyone trembles and/or shits and pisses themselves
the wifehaver by Wifehaver January 24, 2021

wifeshaver 

wifeshaver (with a s on instagram) is one of the funniest and coolest tiktoker there is! they post hilarious videos on popular app named tiktok. this platform has very funny creators that post on it! but wifeshaver is one of them. he is super awesome i suggest following her! peepee
Person A: Why are you laughing so much???
Person B: @wifeshaver just posted on tiktok!
Person A: Whos that?
Person B: A super funny person i suggest following him!

Person A: Okay!!!

wifehaver 

a person who steals other people’s wives AKA the one and only tommyinnit
tommyinnit steals everyone’s wives he is indeed the wifehaver

wifehaverr12 

the best person in the world and someone tayt makes so cool conetent and is so cool
“have you seen wifehaverr12’s new video?.??”
“no”
kys
wifehaverr12 by mcytssss July 30, 2021

w1fehaver 

w1fehaver is a haver of so many wives that the english government have an entire department dedicated to counting the many wives of w1fehaver.
person 1: yo that’s w1fehaver!
person 2: dang look how many wives w1fehaver has
w1fehaver by w1fehaver July 31, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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