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Wife's Boyfriend 

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM]!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.
“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”
Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

My wife's boyfriend 

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

Wifes Second Boyfriend 

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets
I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026