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wiener cousin 

Two or more men who have had sex with different women who have shared at least one partner. A simplified explanation is that a wiener cousin is the wiener brother (wiener buddy) of your wiener brother but is not your own wiener brother. Additionally, the wiener brother of your wiener cousin is also considered your wiener cousin. Though in this instance the designation of proximity is necessary; 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc.
Seth and Kyle have both slept with Keira and Kyle and Josh have both slept with Kelsey. Therefore Seth and Josh are wiener cousins.

Wiener Cousins By Association 

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

Weener Cousin 

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!
Weener Cousin by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

wiener cousins 

Two men who have both had sex with the same woman at some point.
Guy 1:"I hooked up with Charlene last night."
Guy 2:"Dude, I hooked up with her 6 months ago!"
Together: "Wiener cousins!"
*high five*

wiener cousins 

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.
You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
wiener cousins by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

2nd Wiener Cousins

The relationship between two males who have received oral from the same woman.
Josh and I got a blowie from the same girl. That makes us 2nd Wiener Cousins!