Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 5, 2008