Wicky Dicky 

When Your Dick Has an erretion by look at a small kitten who stares right back. Most men do not have this, others who are gay might, although some wicky dickys get aattacked by goats when out on the farm! So be careful with your Wicky Dickys! (:

*A wicky dicky mostly happens out on the farm with a stray cat and getting a boner and then every once i awhile a goat comes and attacks it*

Wicky Dicky by AnonymousJK April 20, 2011

Dicky Wick 

When a male sits down onto an unfamilliar toilet to defacate, and his junk hangs down into the water. It is most commonly occuring in toilets that are overfilled for whatever reason, as standard design specs for toilets try and avoid this.
Even rarer is the low hanging ball to water contact. Both forms of Dicky Wick are generally unappreciated and a total boner-kill.
If it is unavoidable, care must be taken to properly clean the affected area or you will end up with a form of Shit Sniffies.

"Dude I was in bed with Amy the other night and she was about to go down. I kinda got some Shit Sniffies from when I got Dicky Wicked earlier but she did it anyway. Shit was so cash."

Dicky Wick by Smoothesuede October 7, 2009

wisky dick 

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."

wisky dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

wisky dick 

A wisky dick is when you are so drunk that you cant get your dick out to have sex.

Your at a party and you get drunk and then you want to have sex but your so drunk that you couldnt get your dick out.

wisky dick by MentallyiLL May 28, 2005

wisky dick 

a sweet spot right between passing out and being moderately drunk, which, in certain circumstances, can alow a man to go intercredibly long on the sex side.

dude, u hit last night?

yeah, i wisky dicked her for like 20 minutes

wisky dick by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 24, 2022

Wacky Dacky

The feeling you get when its all too much.

Thats wacky dacky!

Wacky Dacky by The Wacky Dacky Man February 3, 2024

Wick Dick

a big dick that looks like a huge wick(the hairstyle)

Damn rob, you wick dicking in them sweats

Wick Dick by throbertt November 17, 2025