wi-fishing

The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.

Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!

Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over

Example 2

Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.

Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps

Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!

wi-fishing by Treez, And Isaac May 6, 2010

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Wi-Fishing

Constantly trying to get a wifi connection with your laptop.

Joe got wifi by standing on the top of his bed after constantly wi-fishing.

Wi-Fishing by xxKoRuPtxx July 9, 2009

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wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

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Winishing

Winning something without finishing

edwardo- yo i winished that race cause everyone else got herpes!

Guy 2- who are you... and dude where's your pants and what the is winishing but put on some pants first

Winishing by toms river November 22, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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