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Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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whoretard

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
by jiggalooo December 3, 2011
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weretard

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.
1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."
by SloppyJake June 28, 2007
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whoretardmeanie

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie
Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights
by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009
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Whoretard

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."
by asust3k August 2, 2008
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whoretard

A retarded whore. A female who constantly gives it up to any man who tries to get it. She stupidly believes his blatant lies, and continues to be used. After she gets dumped, she moves on to repeat the cycle. She never learns, and spends her life getting used.

Often, the whoretard is also stupid and ghetto.
That whoretard Janel never learns. She spent 10 months trying to steal a married man and got dumped when his wife found out about her. The whoretard is still trying to get him back, making an ass of herself on myspace.
by janel lopez the fat welfare ho October 15, 2008
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Weretard

Someone who is sane during mornings and evenings but insane as fuck during night. Words to describe him/her is uncontrollable, hormonal, and racist.
Damn my friend is a weretard he is retarded as fuck at night!
by 2gud5me December 28, 2014
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