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whoresight 

the ability of a man or woman to enter a venue and immediately discern his or her chances of getting laid
Friend to another friend : "We went to a guy's only bar for Glen's coming out party. I doubted that anyone would be able to pick up girls at the occasion, but upon arrival, Lance's penetrating whoresight found the opportunity but lingering in the air. Lo, and behold, he left with three women. All of them lookers.
whoresight by pancaketreehouse June 16, 2016
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Whoresight 

The ability of a whore to predict certain actions of people because she has experienced too much and is tired of everyone's shit.
Luckily, I had the whoresight to know he was going to ruin my life.
Whoresight by mermaid queen October 14, 2022

Wheretight 

A game similar to shag/marry/kill whereby one person names three men (alive, dead, famous or otherwise - as long as they are known to the other person). The other person then has to say where they would put them in an airtight formation.
Richie: "Let's play Wheretight!"
Sharon: "Orsum!"
Richie: "Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, David Guest"
Sharon: "Elvis in the bum, Tom in the muff, David in the mouth.
Wheretight by Kate Telman April 6, 2011

whoresitting 

babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.
i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.
whoresitting by Dick Ballderass August 11, 2010

whorelights 

When a girl dyes her hair black or dark brown underneath and blond on top, resulting in two distinct layers.
Check out the whorelights on her. They look awful.
whorelights by g0ds4v3tehqu33n July 27, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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