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Whore math 

When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
Whore math by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010

Whore Match 

A WWE wrestling match where oneor more of the superstars spend the entire match on their back, much like a prostitute.
It sucked, CM Punk spent the whole time on his back. It was whore match.
Whore Match by Jeremetron April 22, 2011

mattress back whore 

A girl closely related to or one and the same as a "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" So ready for sex that she has a mattress strapped to her back at all times.
Rob's nickname for his girlfriend was either "Mattress Back Whore" or "Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut" though he rarely called her those names in public.
mattress back whore by xeno1 February 11, 2014

mattress hopping whore frog 

ONE WHO HOPS FROM BED TO BED (DICK 2 DICK) IN A GOLD DIGGING FASHION
YOU'R SISTER IS A MATTRESS HOPPING WHORE FROG

math whore

one who answers all the questions in math class
Jessica, you are such a math whore! you keep stealing my answers!
math whore by matchboxheaven July 2, 2006

Wore a matching Set 

she knew he wanted to fuck and she did too so she made sure she wore a cute bra with matching underwear
Boy: “ I dead just wanted some ass”

Girl: “Boy please, I wore a matching set .”

She is stating that she wore a matching set because she knew this already.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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