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Whore Wife 

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
Whore Wife by BigButt12345 May 12, 2023
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Wife Whore

a hot wife who performs amazing sexual feats for her husband, receiving his undying love and admiration as compensation.
a wife whore is a woman who isn't afraid to show her love for her husband through the act of sex.
Wife Whore by DeliciousPurple October 17, 2012

Wife Whore

A woman that is married or in a committed long term relationship that removes herself or falls out of love and continues to stay engaged for monetary benefits and or achievements beyond a reasonable time without a conscious communication or agreement with her partner
The wife whore was untrue to her loving partner for the past six years as she allowed him to live in his romantic fantasy and support her endeavors, as she schemed to extract the wealth of the relationship ruthlessly for her own benefit and her new relationship.
Wife Whore by seennhttzzdff October 21, 2003

whole wife

Whole Wife basically means wife but 10x times better because it's a whole one. It's not just any regular girl, this girl is like the finest most good looking thing you've ever seen.
whole wife by Weirder than Weird December 21, 2017

whole ass wife 

The best of the absolute best. No one will ever compare. The "one"
Dana Jo Snead is a whole ass wife
whole ass wife by youKNOWwhodjs19 October 17, 2018

Where is my wife!? 

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?

Whorewipe 

A person that will never shut up
Holy, that kids a Whorewipe
Whorewipe by Laertnom February 14, 2014
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