Whore's trophy

Translated from the Brazilian Portuguese expression: "Trofeu de rapariga".

Those single stem roses wrapped in plastic sold at bars, only bought by guys who want to impress girls but are running out of material, such as good conversation, jokes and dance moves.

Girl #1: "How was your date last night?"
Girl#2: " It was awful at the begenning of the night, but then he bought me a "Whore's trophy" so I splept with him.
Girl #1: " Wow, you earned that rose, whore!!"

Whore's trophy by Cranky Nanny March 15, 2010

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Trophy Whores

PS3 gamers that suck the life out of the games for their enjoyment of having more trophies, even if they don't like the game they'll still play.

True gamers don't do this because they aren't into this kind of bs!

Hey dude I got 14 Platinum trophies, 20 Gold and 400 Silver.

Okay but that's useless, no one cares apart from Trophy Whores.

Trophy Whores by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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