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Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

See also hoopty, hooptie, or junker
Sorry I'm late my whopty broke down and I had to patch it back up with duct tape and zipties again.
whopty by t_fred April 8, 2016
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Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018
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Gang salute for brim members. Dont let cj trick you into Singing this you will get g checked in NYC yelling this in the wrong neighborhood.
1: Whoopty Hounding!
2: Yktv gang everything Whopty
Whoopty by use bin 440066 January 25, 2021

whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.
Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!
whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

Woopty Woop woop 

It's a filler for describing what someone said. Like saying: blah, blah, blah or yada yada yada.

usually used when trying to get to the point.
Friend: What happend with that girl you met at the club?

Me: the b*tch was like "I like your chain (woopty woop woop)" so I was like (woopty woop bam boom)

woopty-fucking-doo 

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement
1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo 

Phrase used to describe a lack of enthusiasm or a person's complete failure to say something of value.

May be accompanied by the slightly tired waving of ones index finger in small circles.
Frank: "So, I went & bought this brand new car, its a Nova, but its totally awesome, much better than yours."
Bob: "Whoopty fuckin' doo."