whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009

Whomper

When a larger girls is running or moving swiftly and farts and queefs at the same time. Making a whomp like sound.

Today in gym class Jessica had the biggest whomper, and coach sent her to the shower because she thought she shit herself.

by *hndakd* June 16, 2018

Whomper

Whomper is another word for a vape.

“Yo, lemme hit that whomper, bruh!”

“Hey man, check out this new whomp I just picked up from the vape shop.”

by capndckslngrmcbustanut November 16, 2019

whomper

Slang for bass speaker(s), usually installed in cars occupied by angst-filled youth. Dubbed "whomper" due to the constant "whomp whomp" noise heard by everyone within a 10 mile radius of said car.

Not to be confused with "whopper"

by Miss Take December 16, 2003

Whomper

The sail used in wind to win the americas cup back from austrail

Crew :Why is it called the whomper
:When the wind catch it is goes whomp

by sailor314159 June 28, 2009

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Whomper

A cloddish person who is aware of their unsophisticated and crass manner, but who takes great pains to display their uncouth affectations with an unwarranted sense of pride.

Used to describe a person like a bumpkin, but without regard to their geographical location or origin such as hillbilly.

You can take the whomper out of the trailer court, but you can't take the trailer court out of the whomper.

Could that whomper get any more laundry baskets worth of crap into the back of that 78 Impala?

by lauramae August 21, 2007