"Omg Alice, I
literally can't believe we used to be so pressed about James.
I don't even have him on facebook anymore!"
"Init! Literally, he went weird after college, moved to London and now he's a whobody."
"Lol, Harry
I love how you just live your life and post whatever the hell you want on insta!"
"Girrrrrrl trust me, I haven't got time to worry about some whobodies. I'm FAR too busy."