While wading the river in ankle deep water, Colton stepped over a deadfall. To his surprise, the water on other side was waist deep. Colton's initial response was, "WHOAFOK!" as he fell into the river.
Generally a new skier or snowboarder who is completely out of control. Derived from their own words as they careen down the slopes. Whoa! Fuck! I'm gonna fall.
NewSkier: Whoa! Fuck! Skiing is harder than I thought. How am I doing?
Local: You'd be doing a lot better if you weren't such a whoafuck.
Pronounced, "hoogaff", this is an abbreviation, or short form for "who gives a flying fuck?", something you might respond if you couldn't care less about what you just heard. It can be used in its entirety or as an adjective
When my brother told me he got a new stamp for his stamp collection I had one of those whogaff moments.
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Comment: I heard there's a new reality TV show slated for the fall?