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whittling

weasling your way into a relationship by means of being a whore
Billy was completely whittling between sam and jon
by maneater87 May 3, 2009
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Whittling

To first beat a cock (10-11inches) with a tenderising mallet and then insert it in Jim's ass.
Last night we drank some Cuba libres, I didn't think much would come of it, but he must have slipped me a roofie 'cos later we did some whittling.

From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.
by le$boxxx October 5, 2006
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whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.
These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.
by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021
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Whittling It Down

by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018
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whittling wood

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
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Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.
"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"
by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009
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Whittling your twig

You've been whittling your twig!
by tengowood August 18, 2009
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