whittling 

weasling your way into a relationship by means of being a whore

Billy was completely whittling between sam and jon

whittling by maneater87 May 3, 2009

Whittling 

To first beat a cock (10-11inches) with a tenderising mallet and then insert it in Jim's ass.

Last night we drank some Cuba libres, I didn't think much would come of it, but he must have slipped me a roofie 'cos later we did some whittling.

From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.

Whittling by le$boxxx October 5, 2006

whittling doughnuts 

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.

These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.

whittling doughnuts by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

Whittling It Down 

Using sandpaper as lube.

Honey, I’m whittling it down! Give me a minute!

Whittling It Down by QuinoaSalad September 22, 2018

whittling wood 

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

whittling wood by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

Whittling the Gobbler 

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

Whittling the Gobbler by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

Whittling your twig 

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

Whittling your twig by tengowood August 18, 2009