whiteout

During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!

I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

whiteout

To bust/cum on a girls face and then blow on it to dry it up

She said i couldn't bust in her mouth so i gave that bitch a whiteout!

by therealdicktracy January 09, 2012

Whiteout

Partaking of too much leaf causing sudden nausea and a draining of blood from the face - hence the 'white'. Usually followed by upchucking an passing out in a pile on the floor

Dave had too much of the spliff and suddenly did a whiteout

by mashy October 27, 2003

whiteout

A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people.

The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.

-Hey, why is Neal acting so aggressive and brash tonight?
-He must be having a whiteout because he saw a nice pair of jugs. We should issue a warning to everyone in the area: Hide the women and children.

by BDP reproductions August 04, 2018

whiteout

Someone is snorting cocaine out of your asshole when you are standing on your head with your legs spread. When the person tries to snort the cocaine out of your asshole, you fart and blow the cocaine in their face. Causing a whiteout.

I was partying with some girl the other night, she wanted to do cocaine, but I gave her a whiteout instead.

by dawg285 December 13, 2009

Whiteout

When a white person has completely overused something or changed it in a way that compliments their whiteness.

Person 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Person 2: No, what's her name?
Person 1: Heighleigh.
Person 2: Wow that sounds like such a whiteout name.

by ineptriley July 11, 2018

whiteout

To ejaculate in someones eye so they can only see white.

I told her "swallow or its going in your eye" She stopped so I gave her a whiteout.

by Trea G. December 01, 2007