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whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008

whitelisted 

Term in the IT world granting you access to the services you desire.
You have been whitelisted for our services.
whitelisted by ChrissysMom June 1, 2018
Word of the Day on April 15, 2026

whitelighter 

See "fluffy"

A Wiccan or Witch who thinks that everything is fun happy popsicles in the world and that the God and Goddess will protect them because they're all fun and light like Hecate and Zeus (But Jesus is a meanie!)
"She's such a whitelighter."
whitelighter by Arrow September 15, 2003

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry September 26, 2008

Whitelighting 

"Whitelighting" is the practice of hitting a juul with blatant disregard for others around you. Very common in public bathrooms.
"Oh my god, this guy was just whitelighting me in the target bathroom. He's so cool!"
Whitelighting by GeorgieFruit November 24, 2018

Whitelisted 

The state of absolute Liberal banishment which befalls public figures who, in an unfortunate moment of honesty, let slip or proudly proclaim their core racism.
“We need a chick Drummer.”

“That Hillary Jones is pretty bad ass.”

Dude, she’s completely whitelisted. Have you not seen her career-ending Facebook Post?”
Whitelisted by Hollywood Red June 6, 2020