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WhiteCastle'r 

A person who orders food from White Castle very late at night/ early morning. This person is usually

a.unemployed

b. extremely lazy

c. a druggy

who has nothing to eat at their current residence, or is simply too lazy to make something themselves. They wind up at White Castle because of the unexplainable and sudden craving-- perhaps from the many hours of sheer boredom at their residence. They can also be spotted hanging out around the White Castle parking lot, most often in groups.
Passenger: "Why the hell are there so many people in the White Castle parking lot standing around at this time of the night?"

Driver: "Because they are WhiteCastlers."

Passenger: "How come there is so much trash right next to all of the garbages?"

Driver: "Because of the lazy WhiteCastlers"

WhiteCastle'r A: "WTF! The original sliders went up another penny!"

WhiteCastle'r B: " OMG I can't believe they raised it again, this is the last time I am ever coming here."

One Week Later:

WhiteCastle'r B: "omg there is nothing to eat wanna go to White Castle?

WhiteCastle'r A: "Okay."
WhiteCastle'r by GibGob August 24, 2011
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whitecastlerrea 

Eating massive amounts of white castle sliders and haveing explosive diarrea that smells the same going out as it did going in
Dude last night i had some extreme whitecastlerrea!

Pulling a Whitecastle 

When a group of people or person, most commonly men, go to any lengths to get what they are craving.
"Max, Dallin, Jordan, and Lance were Pulling a Whitecastle when they drove all the way from Calgary to Minnesota just to get Whitecastle"

Whitecastleing 

When you have swamp ass but instead of showering you leave your buns to steam.
Bro why are you crab walking all over the place?

“ I was whitecastleing and now my ass is completely on fire