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the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)

"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."

white poop by gatortommy August 12, 2008

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white poop

That legendary once in a lifetime turd that is white, usually comes later in life.. when u get it, death is imminent.

"Have you gotten the white poop? So young..."

white poop by Jungle Skeet Skeet April 4, 2009

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poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

poop while masturbating by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

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The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.

Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"

The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time by beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef August 4, 2026

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whitepoop

When one cums in another's rectum , the recieving party dumps the shitty, cummy load on their partner's chest.

Rich took a giant whitepoop on Jeff's chest after a rousing anal thromp.

whitepoop by Jeff Silberman February 13, 2007

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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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