White Man's Hydraulics
Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.
Willard- Such as?
Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.
Willard- Was this activity fun?
Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
Willard- Such as?
Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.
Willard- Was this activity fun?
Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
White Man's Hydraulics by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010
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