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White Glove 

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
White Glove by Jerry August 20, 2004

white glove 

the act of using your own cemen to masturbate until there is a thin layer of cemen lining your hand
when chip came he continued to jack it until he had a white glove

white glove 

to continue masterbating after ejaculation until a thin layer of cemen forms on the hand resembling a white glove
While masturbaing to some pictures of homeless people chip shot his load and continued jacking it until he had a white glove on

white-glove test 

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.
white-glove test by imp777 January 26, 2004

white-glove test 

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt
your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.
white-glove test by matt dold January 24, 2004

White Glove the Bed 

Like crime scene investigators, but figuratively, wear 'white gloves' and clean up the bed (the crime scene) after an extra marital or secret sexual affair to get rid of the evidence left behind i.e. semen, cum, etc.
Stephanie and Sam had to white glove the bed after having sex so Sam's boyfriend wouldn't suspect anything.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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