White Glove

The act of jacking off in your hand and then slapping a slut in the face.

Al and Big D pulled off the craziest white glove on Tiffany!

by Carl Snyder March 24, 2008

White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.

1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007

white glove

the act of using your own cemen to masturbate until there is a thin layer of cemen lining your hand

when chip came he continued to jack it until he had a white glove

by seek and ye shall find March 1, 2008

white glove

to continue masterbating after ejaculation until a thin layer of cemen forms on the hand resembling a white glove

While masturbaing to some pictures of homeless people chip shot his load and continued jacking it until he had a white glove on

by seek and ye shall find March 1, 2008

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004