White Cummie

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A Jackass, Retard, or Asshole of very dominant white descent. They make fun of your clothes, athletic ability, etc. and have horrible excuses of insults that their other White Cummie friends think is clever.

White Cummie: Hey Romanian, where's your spear? *high fives friend and slams locker*
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.

White Cummie by Miles_Bey0nd October 12, 2017

Cummest white cam

The thiccest and the whitest of the nat.
also the name of a yugi ho card

I fucked that bitch last night. I ended her with a cummest white cam
Now I can summon Cummest white cam and destroy all the trap cards placed down by ur fatass

Cummest white cam by PinePine April 27, 2018

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The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

The Cumming of Gandalf the White by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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