Whistelin' Past The Graveyard 

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.

Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"

Whistelin' Past The Graveyard by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009

whistling past the graveyard 

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.

"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits

whistling past the graveyard by Gat-Man November 26, 2013