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Whisper Biscuit 

A slow and silent fart that smells like death.
The bastard just floated a whisper biscuit past me.
Whisper Biscuit by NJ fat man January 25, 2010
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Whisper biscuit 

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.
Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me
Whisper biscuit by Nap zone June 1, 2018

Whisper Biscuit 

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina
Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

Whisker biscuit 

She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit

whisker biscuit 

Check out that smokin' milf! I'd like to get a taste of her whisker biscuit...
whisker biscuit by crankshaft March 12, 2004

buttering up the whisker biscuit 

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

whisker biscuit 

slang for a womans vagina,with 1-2 days worth of stubble, nonetheless a tasty treat.

"Damn my face is raw today, I was eatin a bitch out and her whisker biscuit tore the shit out of my face."
whisker biscuit by Tank178 October 7, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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