Whipwrecked 

So pussy whipped by your girlfriend, your testicles are literally starting to fall off.

After a year with the his evil, controlling girlfriend, Joe became totally whipwrecked.

Whipwrecked by marvelouscreation April 11, 2013

chipwrecked

over-indulgent, fast-food consumer

a figure spoilt by consuming too much fast food could be described as "chipwrecked"

chipwrecked by katewall November 9, 2006

chipwrecked

Extremly sauced. Weasled. When you have been topped up one to many times that your skull is racthed to the binger.

Jerry: My skull is chipwrecked!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!

chipwrecked by Whopukkedme? January 5, 2012

shipwrecked 

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

shipwrecked by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009

shipwrecked 

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

shipwrecked by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009

Shipwrecked Comedy 

Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .

Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.

Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.

Shipwrecked Comedy by raetheorygal March 6, 2021

ShipWrecked 

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

ShipWrecked by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014