Whipwrecked

So pussy whipped by your girlfriend, your testicles are literally starting to fall off.

After a year with the his evil, controlling girlfriend, Joe became totally whipwrecked.

by marvelouscreation April 11, 2013

chipwrecked

over-indulgent, fast-food consumer

a figure spoilt by consuming too much fast food could be described as "chipwrecked"

by katewall November 9, 2006

chipwrecked

Extremly sauced. Weasled. When you have been topped up one to many times that your skull is racthed to the binger.

Jerry: My skull is chipwrecked!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!

by Whopukkedme? January 5, 2012

shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009

shipwrecked

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009

Shipwrecked Comedy

Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .

Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.

Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.

by raetheorygal March 6, 2021

ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014