Whiffstache

Any MLB player who wears a mustache and is prone to striking out.

The center fielder is a rally killing whiffstache.

by Whoduzitbutter August 9, 2024

Whipstache

A mustache made of whipped cream. Closely related to the milk mustache, yet infinitely cooler.

Two kids are drinking hot chocolate.

Kid A: *giggles*
Kid B: "what's so funny?"
Kid A: "OMG you totally have a whipstache!"

by mustache du lait September 30, 2009