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if you think that whensday is spelled wednesday your fucking stupid as hell. the true spelling is whensday dumbass

person 1: "man this wednesday is gonna be great"
person 2: "you.. believe in wednesday? its whensday you idiot!"

whensday by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020

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Whensday

shittiest day in a long time

Today, Whensday, was so bad. a really wrong day. firings from all around. so bad.

Whensday by Krkič November 6, 2019

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Whensday

Time frame hypothetical

I'll be there whensday let me out

Whensday by #1Shyne September 27, 2018

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Whensday?

Some day of the week or other, during Covid, when time is disordered.

The Zoom meeting is... Whensday? Or what.

Whensday? by Monkey's Dad August 26, 2020

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Wensday

Better than Wednesday

It is Wensday. Not Wednesday! Get it right fools.

Wensday by Chayce >:3 December 14, 2020

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Wensday

Pronunciation of 'Wednesday'.

"No, thanks; I did last Wensday."

Wensday by Diggity Monkeez April 2, 2005

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Wensday

how dumb people spell Wednesday (like you)

you: its my birthday on wensday

man: its spelt Wednesday you idot

you:its spelt idiot not idot

Wensday by SILUZESO July 3, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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