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when you when: the when you whenning 

no. just no. no you no. just
no. just no.
please no
you are gonna end the world
dont do it
you are gonna end the world
dont
just no.
please
don't do it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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stupid man: when you when: the when tyou whenning was a good movie! you should watch it
not a stupid man: it's not a movie. it's an urban dictionary definition you idiot. that's why you are called "stupid man" on the example of how "when you when: the when you whenning" is used in a sentence. you really fit that description.
stupid man: i am not stupid man
also stupid man: i am behind you
not a stupid man: you are still stupid man
stupid man: no!!!!!! my dad is david baszucki and will steal all your robux!!! and my mother can hack and steal all your moneys!!
not a stupid man: shut up. it's getting long
stupid man: ok

When you when you when when when WHENNNNN 

Person 1: When you when you when when when WHENNNNN.
Person 2: You good bro?
Person 1: Yesn't

when you when you 

The act of knowing an idea, concept or abstract thought with utmost, absolute confidence. It is usually followed by a repetitive forward finger wag while raising your eyebrows in a lateral motion.
Little Arturo! Are you going to drink tonight? Alejandro.... When you when you!

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)
Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

I'll tell you when you're older 

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child
7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

when when you when when WHEEEN 

''when when you when when WHEEEN''
''are you ok''
''sussy amongus''
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