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Someone who claims gluten-intolerance, yet pubically consumes snackfoods such as pocky.

The Kitchen Staff called Haru-san a "wheatard" for his hypocritical eating habits.

wheatard by rødgrød med fløde August 25, 2006

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Wheatard

A person who is allergic to wheat and makes a big fuss about ut

Tom is a wheatard

Wheatard by Diddakoi August 17, 2011

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wheatard

A person who may not/will not/pretends not to eat wheat

I'd rather be a lactard than a wheatard
I can't digest pasta because I am a wheatard

wheatard by nemsling September 12, 2012

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wheatarded

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.

"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"

wheatarded by mo00ose November 19, 2013

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Wheattard

A man who drinks gluten-free beer.

"We'll have three beers, and make one a Bard's Tale -- it's for the wheattard."

Wheattard by glupnordt May 1, 2012

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Wheanard

He is kinda a shy, good looking guy and doesn’t has a lot of friends. He is one of the most uniquest and kindest soul you‘ll ever meet! Really charming and thoughtful, but extremely jealous when it comes to other boys around you! He is definitely one in a million kind of guy!

Wheanard is the perfect boyfriend!

Wheanard by Potato farm November 20, 2021

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Wheanard

Wheanard is the perfect boyfriend!

Wheanard by Potato farm November 20, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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