Spencer does whateverthefuck.
by BeeKay :) November 27, 2011
The response given when a friend or group of friends is making derogatory remarks about a recent conquest, and you are in no positon to defend yourself.
Martin: Hey, John, rememeber last night when you got with the rank fat bitch with stubble and cauliflower ears?
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.
by Johnny_no_name April 06, 2005
A friend that is officially only a friend, but you really want to cuddle with / take care of them (and maybe go down on them in your imagination), but you gotta be really careful because you aren't single and you don't want your partner to think you're cheating because you definitely aren't actually cheating, but your imaginary fantasies about your friend are really strong, so you need a phrase to describe your percieved not-quite-girlfriend.
"Heyyyyy, I totally had a wet dream about my whateverthefuck last night."
"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."
"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."
by Macaronibeef April 21, 2022