What the Hey-Hey!

The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)

Rachel: My husband slept with his secretary.
Jess: What the Hey-Hey!

What the Hey-Hey! by Izzy_M101 February 22, 2021

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what the hey

The most useless catchphrase known to man, much more so than "wocka wocka wocka" or "criminy jim-jim." Yes, some grungabiliacs might think "what the hey" originated in that childfest "The Suite Life of Zakkh and Cody," or in the frequently asked questions (FAQ'z, if you will) on "Weird Al" Yankovic's website, or even in a modest but kinda mediocre "Far Side" cartoon by that King of Cartoons "Gary Larson"--but the truth is that "what the hey" was devised by the Rev. Oral McJorrity to keep Satan's House off Christian tongues. (hell)

"What the hey was in those popsickles?"
"Tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, PCP, ecstasy, and um, toxic waste to give it the color."
"Oh my jeez! That's fudgin' bad!"

-A chat between a McJorrity man and a not-so McJorrity man.

what the hey by Dead Cousin Ted January 13, 2008

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who said what in the hey now?

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

who said what in the hey now? by shoop April 21, 2006

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What the HeyHey?

Just another in a long line of ways for a cheerless Jack to say the following:

"My life has not proceeded in such a way as to give me cause to say my life has proceeded to my liking's way. Rags. Rags and Pud Muffins."

"Yo, Gorshinsky, your wife's making a big show of twisting whole cucumbers into her nostrils for smack money down on Grand! And she's wearing those antique lamp shades on her thighs, again!"
"What the HeyHey?"

What the HeyHey? by Henry Gibson May 14, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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