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What is life 

What is life by Random Megalodon August 26, 2018
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what is life 

what is life dad (dad)it is

to be a dirty pirate hooker
what is life by storm_cloud March 5, 2018

What is life 

Idk you ask me
"What is life?" Jimmy asks.
"Go get a job", His mom replied back

What is life? 

Either used when something is ridiculously funny and you can barely breathe, or stupidly tragic.

Either of these is correct.
Girl: *sees something hilarious* HAHAHAHA WHAT IS LIFE?!

Boy: I haven't left the house all week, I've been on Tumblr all week and have only moved to pee, sleep and eat, what is life?!

WHAT IS LIFE? 

A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.
Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

-------OR---------

Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.
WHAT IS LIFE? by lalala29 July 17, 2011

What is life? 

Hey, man, what is life?
Ball, ball is life.

2020 omg what is life

GET ME OFF THIS EARTH NOW! I AINT WANNA BE HEREEEEEEEEE.
Why is this year 2020 omg what is life so bad?
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