What if girl

The girl you screwed things up with, who you realize years later was the best thing that ever happened to you, but when you try to get her back it's too late. Hence the "What If ". What if you had realized what you had while you had her.

What if you didn't cheat on me, what if you treated me then like you say you will now, what if you loved me the right way the first time, I guess that's why I call myself the what if girl.

What if girl by The what if Girl April 12, 2018

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle 

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle by Devon112 June 23, 2019

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008