Whaleshit

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Means to be degraded, low standards, feeling bad about something

I’m sorry for cheating on u I feel lower than whaleshit.

Whaleshit by Stephon hubb December 14, 2019

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Walshit

chain of discount stores where you can buy tires and tampons in one visit. Obese women riding in motorized shopping carts wearing Tweety Bird shirts and stretchy pants are often spotted buying sheet cakes and 5 gallon vats of Vlasic pickles for $1 at this store.

I bought a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter for $4 at Walshit.

Walshit by Litl_mama_e October 15, 2009

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Whalestitute

A girl who is large, and slut.

Vicky is such a whalestitute

Whalestitute by ckbrd July 13, 2012

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Whatashit

After eating a meal off of the "All-Time Favorites" menu at Whataburger, you blow up the bathroom with a Whatashit

Noah ate the large Monterrey Melt meal and then went to the family restroom to drop a massive Whatashit

Whatashit by LaneSalsa May 14, 2015

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Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Whalebitch by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

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lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.

Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.

lower than whale shit by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017

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whale shit

An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.

"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."

"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!

whale shit by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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