A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!