Whakapuss

wha-kah-pas
The Luso-Canadian (Portuguese-Canadian) word for octopus. Should be served with a little bit of wine, garlic, and things like that. Apparently it is so good, it would cause the moon orbiting Earth, to break its trajectory and come crashing down.
Another variation on the spelling is Cacapose

Yesturday I told your Mother, When are you going to eat WHAKAPUSS

I want some Whakapuss, thats stuff's good

Whakapuss by M.ALVES April 4, 2009

weakpuss 

It is a hybrid word describing a person who is not only lacks strength both physically and or mentally (weak) but is a coward (pussy) to top it off.

Dude don't pick MJ for football or the brainbowl team, he is such a weakpuss.

weakpuss by Jammyman33 April 3, 2011