Wetwood

A dick after fucking

Sarah: Ew get your wetwood away from me!
John: *salty*

by lilcutthroat May 30, 2016

Westwood Goodbye

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.

That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.

by Eighteen Dummy August 25, 2016

Westwood Studios

A now-defuncted video game company which was, in the end, purchased by an aggressive bidding by EA Games/Electronic Arts. They created games that impressed players and critics alike, such as Command & Conquer, Nox, Lands of Lore, and Dune. Their last known game was Command & Conquer: Renegade(2002).

"Man, it's too bad EA bought out Westwood Studios."
"Yeah. . . I was hoping for a Red Alert 3 or Tiberian Twilight."

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

Wet Wood

Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.

"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."

by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010

Westwood online

One of the greatest existing places to play online games....for 5 more days at least until EA destroys it.

Westwood online was the place to be on Wednesday. Then EA showed up and everyone left.

by Pujols005 October 12, 2005

Westwood High School

High school in Austin, Texas. 99% of the population is azn and the school is therefore highly competitive. It is impossible to make good grades. The school also intitutes the IB program, another form of torture.

They don't tell you this, but the teachers are really aliens. One specific teacher, Mrs. Hunt, is the devil in disguise.

Oh, the other 1% of students are comprised of stoners, jocks, wanna be asians, gamers, and losers in general.

"Oh you go to Westwood? You're gonna get pwn3d."

by own3d loser April 29, 2005

Westwood middle school

If you read this, your probably from Westwood middle school, and are just looking it up to see if anyone has done anything for it yet. So I’m am here to define our school for you TRASH.

Westwood middle school is trash.

by Yoruba January 4, 2021