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A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.
I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market

wet breakfast 

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.
I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.
wet breakfast by erkod March 5, 2017

wet breakfast 

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.
No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.
wet breakfast by erkod March 5, 2017

wet breakfast 

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.
I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
wet breakfast by erkod March 5, 2017

wet bread 

when the skin and fat in the tricep region has separated from the bone; usually cooler than the surrounding tissue; also known as "hi-bye syndrome"
When I hugged Gramma, I was startled by the temperature of her wet bread.
wet bread by Centerline Lab May 7, 2003

Wet Bread 

1. An event or circumstance that sucked for the person or people involved.
That concert was so wet bread.
Wet Bread by J. Codan December 27, 2016