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Chicago Wet Beef 

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.
Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.
Chicago Wet Beef by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017

wet beer 

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.
wet beer by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Big Wet Beefcake

An over-weight, water logged, deceased man, with greenish-grey skin and black hair, famously seen in “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”.
Person 1: “Bro, did you see Big Wet Beefcake?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that face-plant was hilarious”
Big Wet Beefcake by ThReelTD April 18, 2026

ive been wet since tuesday 

A sentence graffitied on signs and under a bridge around the Souderton, Pennsylvania area.
Guy 1: hey have you seen ive been wet since tuesday on the sign in souderton?
Guy 2: yeah it just appeared there one day its crazy
To orgasm in any type, way, or form.
Tonight, I'm definitely getting my "beex wet."
BEEX WET by Sexy Serginhos January 28, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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