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Chicago Wet Beef 

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.
Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.
Chicago Wet Beef by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017

wet beer 

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.
wet beer by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Big Wet Beefcake

An over-weight, water logged, deceased man, with greenish-grey skin and black hair, famously seen in “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”.
Person 1: “Bro, did you see Big Wet Beefcake?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that face-plant was hilarious”
Big Wet Beefcake by ThReelTD April 18, 2026

ive been wet since tuesday 

A sentence graffitied on signs and under a bridge around the Souderton, Pennsylvania area.
Guy 1: hey have you seen ive been wet since tuesday on the sign in souderton?
Guy 2: yeah it just appeared there one day its crazy
To orgasm in any type, way, or form.
Tonight, I'm definitely getting my "beex wet."
BEEX WET by Sexy Serginhos January 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026