Souderton 

One of the whitest towns ever. There's several emos here and plently of scene kids too. Located near Harleysville and Telford in PA. Souderton recently has opened up a new high school where several students have said "the new high school looks like a jail." (and I couldn't agree more...)

Souderton? Where's that?

GO BIG RED, SOUDERTON ROCKS!

Souderton by Lexi_xD November 10, 2009

Souderton 

Souderton is the most run down town ever. It’s filled with junkies and some working class white people. Most of Souderton is Mexican or Puerto Rican. The high school is the only thing the town has going for itself.

Hey you tryna link at Souderton Dunkin?

Souderton by ophnbahdeiXD September 30, 2018

souderton area high school

a place where incest and polyamorous relationships are encouraged, where dreams are destroyed, and where creepy ass teachers think about humping their students

bob: hey do you go to souderton area high school?
joe: yea i want to kill myself because of it

souderton area high school by whore thot 111 January 14, 2019

Shuberton 

One of the many pet names of a wonderful German Shepherd dog who lived from August 4, 2008 to February 13, 2021. Whether it’s Shubi, Shuberton, Mummum- we miss her so much

How many photos did you take of Shuberton today? I took about tree fitty

Shuberton by Rini323 April 1, 2021

supertony02

SuperTony02 is a God who streams league of legends and is sexy as fuck.This man gets more sex than any man in the universe, he’ll fuck yoir wife!

“Hey man are you gonna watch the boxing match tonight?“
“Nah SuperTony02 is streaming!”

supertony02 by SuperTonyFan03 December 4, 2020

Lucy Sumerton 

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)

I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.

Lucy Sumerton by Definitely not Joseph:) November 4, 2019

Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.

White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

Somerton, Philadelphia by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010