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Wet banana

To fuck in return of a gift or jenerouse act.
my wife fixed me an awsome dinner. in return i gave her the WET BANANA.
Wet banana by a tribb March 31, 2009

wet banana peel 

1) N. A used condom inside out
2) V. The act of throwing a used condom turned inside out at someone.
1) Damn, I found a wet banana peel on the grass in the park.
2) I wet banana peeled him from behind while he was busy eating his lunch.

Wet Banana Sunday 

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday

Wet Raccoon Banana Split 

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026