Wet Wood

Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.

"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."

Wet Wood by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010

wet piece of wood 

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

wet piece of wood by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Wet Woodrow

When you either lick someone's face or spit all over it and rub it in

Debbie: "What the fuck you stupid asshole!...Why would you fuckin' do that shit Greg?!"
Greg: "It's a Wet Woodrow bitch...Get over it!"

Wet Woodrow by B. Talented May 22, 2008

Waupun Wet Woody 

When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.

Lily: Noah gave me the greatest Waupun Wet Woody last night, his load was massive!

Waupun Wet Woody by Maguiredellyinthecut October 23, 2023

wet woody 

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

wet woodchuck 

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

wet woodchuck by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

wet woody 

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015