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Wet Wanda
When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
Wet Wanda by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020
Wet Wonder
Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
Wet Wonder by John August 24, 2004
Wet Wanda
Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”
Wet Wanda
When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.
Wet Wanda by sadclowndisease January 5, 2011
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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