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Wet Wanda 

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.
I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.
Wet Wanda by Hotrox December 20, 2006

Wet Wanda 

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.
That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.
Wet Wanda by Nirkit! November 2, 2008

Wet Wanda 

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
Wet Wanda by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Wet Wonder 

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
Wet Wonder by John August 24, 2004

Wet Wanda 

Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”
“In midst of some serious foreplay with his girlfriend, he licked her nipple and gave him self a wet Wanda!
Wet Wanda by KNDRX September 17, 2019

Wet Wanda 

When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.
Richard: Hey, watch me Wet Wanda Sandra over there!
Jake: Lolk
Wet Wanda by sadclowndisease January 5, 2011