west virginian 

A person native to West Virginia, like myself. Don't pay any attention to that guy who wrote the first definition. He obviously is utilizing his vast knowledge of narrow-minded stereotypes about a state he probably has never visited.

I'm proud to be a West Virginian. Montani Semper Liberi.

west virginian by Rodfather June 20, 2005

west virginian 

Most commonly a native, but can also be someone who has lived there their whole life. Someone who has more pride for their state than anyone else. Someone would rather die in these mountains than ever live in the city.

It also has nothing to do with being a hillbilly or a redneck.

1)I'm a proud West Virginian, i fucking love West Virginia!!!
2)You know you're a West Virginian when you have a party for every Mountaineers game. ;)

west virginian by PeaceLove&DubV January 14, 2010

west virginian 

1.A person native to the land of West Virginia.

2.A person who likes to have sex with other members of their family.

3.A redneck who could not figure out 2+2 if it was written right in front of his face.

Hey you and your sister are really close, hey could you be a west virginian

west virginian by Tony Cavielo May 9, 2004

West Virginian Lawn Mower 

A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.

Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.

West Virginian Lawn Mower by boboscala November 18, 2014

West Virginian Circumcision 

The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.

"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"

"I don't know, how?"

"You kick his sister in the mouth..."

"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."

West Virginian Circumcision by The Roogle August 25, 2009

West Virginian Party Foul 

Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.

Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?

West Virginian Party Foul by wisemanoncesaid August 8, 2018

west virginian musket 

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

west virginian musket by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018