Rodfather's definitions

slip into that

An exclamation of the urge to have sex with a desirable female by a horny male.

"I'd like to slip into that," thought Bill to himself, as a hot chick passed him on the sidewalk.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

scrotum jelly

Semen, or cum, which is dispensed upon ejaculation.

When Bob got off, his scrotum jelly went everywhere.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005

pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

love burn

A burn, similar to a rug burn, which is caused by the friction associated with frequent and/or intense masturbation.

Carl got a third degree love burn, on his hand, when his girlfriend wouldn't give him any lovin'.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

west virginian

A person native to West Virginia, like myself. Don't pay any attention to that guy who wrote the first definition. He obviously is utilizing his vast knowledge of narrow-minded stereotypes about a state he probably has never visited.

I'm proud to be a West Virginian. Montani Semper Liberi.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005