West Seattle

What can I say? After living all over the Seattle area, from the scummy White Center to the affluent east side, West Seattle is the only place that holds any happy memories for me.

What's sad is that the upper areas are being ruined by the gang bangers from the south, while the east siders are completely taking over Alki. And Delridge is still Delridge.

I feel like going to West Seattle today.

*sees gangsters at the junction and swarms of mercedes at the beach*

Can't life at least be fair SOMETIMES?

West Seattle by yazdin July 13, 2009

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West Seattle

A small friendly town located on the Duwamish Penninsula. West Seattle is home to many middle and upper class people with white picket fences.

Famous for its Alki Beach, one of the few sandy beaches in Seattle.

Not to be confused with Delridge, or White Center, which are ghettos and should never be associated with West Seattle.

West Seattle is a small town and a suburb of Seattle.

West Seattle by S.D. Keeler September 22, 2005

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West Seattle highschool

A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.

West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.

Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.

Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.

Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”

Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”

Guy 1: “Nasty”

West Seattle highschool by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018

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West Seattle highschool

A school in West Seattle where more than 75% of people have STD’s. You should go to this school if you want to get chlamydia from white girls who do cocain and Xanax on the daily.

Damn bro I just fucked a female from West Seattle highschool and my dick is itching

West Seattle highschool by Seattle tea September 9, 2018

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West Seattle High School

West Seattle High School is a school so liberal that the of these snow flakes. A school so filled with STD’s that condoms are handed out like the F’s at this school. A school so entrenched in PC terms that even thinking there are two genders is illegal. Our dances are a semi-clothed orgy.

Definition- Satans high school/ orgy

Guy 1 From West Seattle High School, “ Did you just fucking label me a ‘Guy’ . You fucking maga hat piece of shit. Gender is a social construct.”

West Seattle High School by SpaceMan226 April 30, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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