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West Keansburg 

Small town in coastal New Jersey. A place stuck in the middle of a white trash Keansburg and a yuppie town of Hazlet. Filled with tough guy blue collar kids who travle in packs and represent their town to the fullest. They drink cheap beer and are damn proud of it. If confronted with a fight they will never back down. They are also extremly loyal to their freinds and family.
Jock1
"That kid is such a fucking ass hole. All he does is run his mouth. Im gonna beat his fucking ass next time I see him"
Jock2
"I dont think thats such a good idea. That kids from West Keansburg. Those kids are like a gang, ya fuck with one you're fucking with them all"
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West keansburg 

FOR OUR FRIENDS. FOR OUR FAMILY. FOREVER.

Written by a WK Elder- Small town in coastal New Jersey. A place stuck in the middle of a white trash Keansburg and a yuppie town of Hazlet. Filled with tough guy blue collar kids who travle in packs and represent their town to the fullest. They drink cheap beer and are damn proud of it. If confronted with a fight they will never back down. They are also extremly loyal to their freinds and family.

The New Generation of WK- West keansburg is still a small town caught between white trash keansburg and yuppie hazlet. We've fallen in numbers but the kids still dont give a fuck who you are or what your about. Since the graduating of the old gods *ak,gunz,pirate* just to name a few. WK had seem to become a joke to people. But surely enough the new generation came to put it right back on the map. Not being ashamed of where there from or how much money they have. They stand up for what they belive in and who they've grown into. Never leaving there friends and family behind always having there back. Learning from the elders to never back down from a fight. To what is ever necisary to make your point and keep the respect alive. West keansburg is not just a town for the kids that live there. Its a way of life. Its something the kids in the town are proud to be a part of.
Jock1-"That kid is such a fucking ass hole. All he does is run his mouth. Im gonna beat his fucking ass next time I see him"

Jock2-"I dont think thats such a good idea. That kids from West Keansburg. Those kids are like a gang, ya fuck with one you're fucking with them all"
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Hazlet kid - "yo that green street movie just makes me want to beat kids faces in."

WK kid- "you wouldnt know how to fight your way out of a paper bag.::Muffs hazlet kid in face::

Hazlet kid- shitt...::cries::

Wk kids- "we're gonna do things just like the old gods did drink beer and keep scum out of our town"

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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