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West Keansburg 

Small town in coastal New Jersey. A place stuck in the middle of a white trash Keansburg and a yuppie town of Hazlet. Filled with tough guy blue collar kids who travle in packs and represent their town to the fullest. They drink cheap beer and are damn proud of it. If confronted with a fight they will never back down. They are also extremly loyal to their freinds and family.
Jock1
"That kid is such a fucking ass hole. All he does is run his mouth. Im gonna beat his fucking ass next time I see him"
Jock2
"I dont think thats such a good idea. That kids from West Keansburg. Those kids are like a gang, ya fuck with one you're fucking with them all"
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West keansburg 

FOR OUR FRIENDS. FOR OUR FAMILY. FOREVER.

Written by a WK Elder- Small town in coastal New Jersey. A place stuck in the middle of a white trash Keansburg and a yuppie town of Hazlet. Filled with tough guy blue collar kids who travle in packs and represent their town to the fullest. They drink cheap beer and are damn proud of it. If confronted with a fight they will never back down. They are also extremly loyal to their freinds and family.

The New Generation of WK- West keansburg is still a small town caught between white trash keansburg and yuppie hazlet. We've fallen in numbers but the kids still dont give a fuck who you are or what your about. Since the graduating of the old gods *ak,gunz,pirate* just to name a few. WK had seem to become a joke to people. But surely enough the new generation came to put it right back on the map. Not being ashamed of where there from or how much money they have. They stand up for what they belive in and who they've grown into. Never leaving there friends and family behind always having there back. Learning from the elders to never back down from a fight. To what is ever necisary to make your point and keep the respect alive. West keansburg is not just a town for the kids that live there. Its a way of life. Its something the kids in the town are proud to be a part of.
Jock1-"That kid is such a fucking ass hole. All he does is run his mouth. Im gonna beat his fucking ass next time I see him"

Jock2-"I dont think thats such a good idea. That kids from West Keansburg. Those kids are like a gang, ya fuck with one you're fucking with them all"
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Hazlet kid - "yo that green street movie just makes me want to beat kids faces in."

WK kid- "you wouldnt know how to fight your way out of a paper bag.::Muffs hazlet kid in face::

Hazlet kid- shitt...::cries::

Wk kids- "we're gonna do things just like the old gods did drink beer and keep scum out of our town"

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026